First, I do trade shows for a living. A hotel is just somewhere to sleep. I get the cheapest place possible for my bottom line. I don’t believe I’ve ever reviewed a hotel before, I’d have to look. Now this chit hole was beyond. Let me start with the good. The AC was cold. I paid for a king bed, when we got here they said that we could check into this room for a few hours and once she had a room cleaned (this was at 6pm) we could switch. “No thanks, I’m here to sleep. We will just stay in this room. But I’m a disabled vet, do you have a room on the first floor?” No sir, the AC’s on the 1st FLOOR aren’t very cold. (The entire floor?) so we made it to the room, I tried for about 90 second to turn the lamp in the middle of the room on, to pick it up and find out there was no cord, it was a decoration. “Fine, let’s watch some tv.” Looked in every drawer and cubby hole for a remote… nope. Not one here, and it’s a cable box that has to have a remote to change channels. “Fuk it, I’ll go take a shower”. There is one towel that looks like it’s used. Spend 10 minutes trying to call the front desk. Finally someone answers. They were nice and brought towels promptly. The single beds were not the worst ever (first time my wife and I have slept in separate beds in the same room, kinda odd) but the bedding was atrocious. She actually did a Walmart order and got her own and we both slept on top of the comforter. I stay in 2 or 3 out of 5 star hotels every weekend and don’t expect much.