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If you’re looking for a hotel that feels like a warm hug from your grandma but with way better WiFi, look no further than the Hampton Inn Jacksonville.
First off, the lady at the front desk? Absolute legend. I walked in expecting the usual “Hi, welcome,” but no—she greeted me like I was returning home from war. 10/10 hospitality.
Breakfast? Oh, you mean the buffet of champions?
Parking? Smoother than my last breakup. Plenty of spots, easy to access, and zero shady activity unless you count me trying to sneak extra muffins from breakfast.
Now, the elevator. Is it fast? No. Is it slow? Also no. It’s in that perfect limbo where you have enough time to reflect on life decisions, exchange life stories with a stranger, and possibly start a small business with your newfound elevator bestie. By the time I got to my floor, I had three new LinkedIn connections and an invite to a family reunion.
All in all? Easiest 5-star review of my life. Would I stay here again? Absolutely. Would I recommend it? Only if you’re cool enough to handle the raw luxury of a slightly slow elevator.